Thursday, December 11, 2014

Clinky, Boy Robot in...BRED OF RISK!


What nefarious menace could Clinky the Boy Robot be battling? WHAT? WHAT COULD IT BE? (hem hem hem...sorry, I just gave myself a sore throat with my shouting...hem...hem hem...okay, let's proceed)

Attacked by giant, flying red hands and 20 cents, Clinky fights back as best he can, armed only with some funky red boots, a blue sweater vest, a sword with a hamburger impaled on the end of it, and the mighty power of the anagram...



Clinky: "Hello, giant red hands and 20 cents! Are you, by any chance, familiar with the work of Kansas City, Missouri weatherman and 'Bowling for Dollars' host Fred Broski?"

Giant Red Hands and 20 Cents: "Swoopy! Swoopy! Menace!"

Clinky: "You could have just said 'No,' you know. You see, 'Bred of Risk' is an anagram for 'Fred Broski,' as is 'Orb Frisked.' Now that you know, can you do one?"

Giant Red Hands and 20 Cents: Silence.

Clinky: "Do you need a few more minutes?"

Giant Red Hands and 20 Cents: "NO! WE ARE ABOUT TO COME UP WITH AN ANAGRAM! AN ANAGRAM THAT IS MIGHTIER THAN YOURS! WE'VE JUST GOTTA DO SOMETHING. WAIT A SEC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

Clinky: "Okay."

Giant Red Hands and 20 Cents (swooping back down): "FRED BROSKI!"

Clinky: "No. Sorry. No dice."

Giant Red Hands and 20 Cents (retreating in confusion and howling in pain): "AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" The End. Or...IS IT? Might there not be an even more formidable foe right around the corner?

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