How to Recycle: Dump everything into one can and throw it anywhere!
What Happens When You Smoke Marijuana: You stand around and make fun of your friend who is cold and scared because he has not smoked marijuana.
How to Develop Your Leadership Skills: Convince People to Follow You Blindly Up a Staircase to Nowhere!
If Your Coworker is Crouched Down with a Globe On His Shoulders, Don't Ponder It--Run. There is a Gun Behind That Globe.
Now that You Are A Young Lady, You Will Spend Hours Staring Into Lockers...
In An Emergency, Wave Goodbye to All You Hold Dear.
If You Are Making Out and Question Marks Appear in the Air, Be Very Worried.
You and Your Attitude Have Scary Roundy Heads.
If Your Older Relatives are "Problem Drinkers," You Might Need to Remind Them Where They Hid the Booze.