Tuesday, August 5, 2008

A Big Fish Story

The Mystery Fish of Brigham City, Utah
Craig Schaugaard, Aquatic Manager for the Department of Wildlife Resources, said, "When we first saw that fish, we thought, ‘What in the crap is this thing?'..."It does have an adipose fin, which is common in trout species."
One person wrote, "Looks like a cross between a trout, a gremlin, and my ex-wife."
Three-year-old Ellie said, "It got big teeth."
Godzilla said: "Why the hell do all of these random loser species come after me? And this time it's just the heads of these freak filets? It's like 'little guy syndrome' or something. Excuse me. I have to prove myself. Again. I don't get paid enough for this crap."