Friday, October 5, 2007

Faster than a Speeding Splinter! More Powerful than a Monobrow!

Okay, because I live under a rock I didn't get the memo that told me that TWEEZERMAN is running for president. Why didn't anybody tell me? I don't know anything about the guy yet--he might be the greatest dude since Abe Lincoln--but, wow. Would this be the first Super Hero to run for president? TWEEZERMAN! Press Conference: "Mr. President? Mr. President? Mr. President?" "Yes? I'll take your questions one at a time, but first, please take these free tweezers and go groom yourselves. You're a disgrace to the corps!"