Wednesday, September 5, 2007

More Trouble Ahead

"Look, babe, I've SEEN the boys' situation, and it ain't lookin' good. I'm just a small plastic dinosaur with a bitchin' pimped out ride, some very cheap wine, and substantial personal magnetism. I'm a lover, not a fighter. How the heck am I supposed to rescue them? Auuuuugh. Stop drilling me with that laser beam of sorrowful righteousness, I'm a Druid...I don't believe in your stuff. OH, CRAP. Okay, okay, okay. I'll try. I'm just saying it ain't good." sound of burning rubber
Rex: "I'm sure this is just a mistake of some sort. Say, fellows! Where do you hail from?"
'Saurs: "SHUT UP, REX!"
Algernon: "Fortunately, Victor has a break-away tail. But, overall I'm thinking this ain't lookin' good. Hey. Who cut the cheese?"