Ad Nauseum..."Room for the Whole Darn Tribe"

Yeah, hi. Gustavo here. I remain unconvinced of many things:
1) I remain unconvinced that there is "Room for the whole darn tribe" in this DeSoto wagon.
1) I remain unconvinced of the wisdom of dressing your whole family in white for a road trip.
2) I remain unconvinced of the sanity of the dudes who wrote this ad..."Without reservation, a De Soto is your best station wagon buy..." Buddy, really?