Move Over Puppy Tug...There's a New Toy in Town

"For me? Well, how nice. Smashing. He seems like quite a companionable little chap. I'll just sit here and hold hands with him."
"Okay. Change of plan. This is a sassy monkey. A cheeky little monkey. I. Must. Eat. This. Monkey."
"Eaaaaaat. Monkey. Muuuuuuuust. Eaaaaaaaat. Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey."
"C'mon! Try to take the monkey away! I swear I'll let ya get him! I swear! See? You can hold on to his tail. Really! Really! Cross my heart!"