Greetings from McAllen, Texas!

Weather fine...wish you were here!
McAllen celebrates Cake's country! My rental car...I spent a disgracefully long time reviewing key functions (turn signals, windshield wipers, lights, etc.). I spent SO long that the border patrol apparently became suspicious of me and kept cruising by the Hertz lot every 10 minutes.
This guy has my vote for scariest santa ever. He is definitely making a Bill the Cat "Ack" noise:
My hotel has free snacks and breakfast and soda and "adult beverages"! It also has free popcorn, which leads us to the scariest clown with popcorn coming out of its head ever: