
BEST NAME EVER on this yellow box: "TRILECTRON VESUVIUS."


Small child looking out window, “I see some parts dragging out there.”
SLAM! Mother shuts window shade.
Small child: "WAIT! THERE WAS SOMETHING MOVING OUT THERE!"
(She was three--there was no way she could have seen that "Twilight Zone" episode, is there?)
THE BLACK NEWSPAPER BOXES GO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE TREE! THEY ALL SAY "FREE"! THEY ARE ALL EMPTY! OUR LESSON LEARNED: NOTHING IS FREE HERE! (HEY! I see Bertie! Do you see Bertie?)


