Saturday, November 17, 2007

In the Sky and...BERTIE SIGHTING!!!!

I LIKE BLUE AND ORANGE AIRPLANES!
Question: What would I bring with me if I knew my plane was going to go all "Lost" a la the TV show? I was stymied by this thought.

BEST NAME EVER on this yellow box: "TRILECTRON VESUVIUS."
I SWEAR IT LOOKED LIKE THERE WAS A BULLET HOLE IN THE PLANE WINDOW!
Quote of the trip:
Small child looking out window, “I see some parts dragging out there.”
SLAM! Mother shuts window shade.
Small child: "WAIT! THERE WAS SOMETHING MOVING OUT THERE!"
(She was three--there was no way she could have seen that "Twilight Zone" episode, is there?)

THE BLACK NEWSPAPER BOXES GO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE TREE! THEY ALL SAY "FREE"! THEY ARE ALL EMPTY! OUR LESSON LEARNED: NOTHING IS FREE HERE! (HEY! I see Bertie! Do you see Bertie?)
HE JUST SCOOTED BY WHILE I WAS TAKING THIS PICTURE.
AND AGAIN!
Gotta go! Bertie's running away and jumping on the back of a motorcycle driven by a member of the local gang, "The Mongols"!