Robespierre and Bertie's Top Takeaways from this ad:
1) The best way to choose shoes is with your eyes closed. That makes sure they're nice 'n pinchy.
2) Hey "Miss Peekaboo": Don't walk around like that.
3) If you walk around like that, 9 out of 10 doctors prefer Red Cross Shoes as a source of new and severely debilitated patients.