Aunt: "So, Rita Mae was wondering why your sister's card says "Happy Zolo!"
Sparkle: "Tell Auntie Rita that it says 'Happy 2010!'"
Aunt: "That's what I told her, but she doesn't believe me."
Sparkle: "Did she think it was some weird new city folk holiday?"
Aunt: "Probably. With Rita Mae, you never know."
