It's Banacek, Baby! BANACEK!

He's kinda inscrutable!


Here are more Banacek Sayins'!

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. (Sha-HA!)
"Read the whole library, my son, but the cheese will still smell after four days." (True dat!)
"Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock." (Okaaaaaaaay...)
"A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast." (Yepper!)
"Even though a man anoint himself with fragrant oils, he can still end up with a broken face."(What kind of fragrant oils?)

And, my personal favorite:
"When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races."