1) This week I was away, and my sister was taking care of Lily.
Sister: "So, you can come get her Saturday."
Me: "No, I miss her! I'll come Friday."
Sister: "But you misplaced the new key I sent you?"
Me: "Yes, but you said you'd leave the key under the mat?"
Sister: "Hmm...I need some Tab. The supplies are running dry around here."
Me: "You need Tab?"
Sister: "Yeah, bring me some Tab and I'll put the key under the mat."
Me: "Are you holding my dog hostage for Tab?"
2) This week, I went to the Valley of Fire. I was supposed to go to Death Valley, too. Instead, I got a very bad stomach virus. So, I missed the cool ghost towns and awesome plateaus, but I got a nice taste of death anyhow.
Aw, y'know. Photos are forthcoming and stuff. But now, I go in search of gingerale.
Have a lovely weekend!