Ad Nauseum...Statler Hotels

Rex sez: "HEY KIDS! Statler Hotels look pretty great! Pop can smoke his pipe anywhere! Kids get giant scary head balloons! Your room comes with a free middle-aged woman who sits in a chair reading!" Um...maybe we can store her in the closet?
1) "The Rise and Fall of One of America's Most Innovative Hotel Chains"
2) Statler Detroit: "An Unclear Future for An Overgrown Lot"
3) Statler Los Angeles: "So Long Statler: A Cheerless End for L.A.'s Atomic Age Hotel"
4) Last Statler Standing? (The Statler Built By Mr. Statler's Will)
5) Inevitable Wiki Link for All Your Statler Needs