...and I am shamelessly promoting this fact. Everywhere. In fact, you might want to watch the sky; an airplane with a banner proclaiming that it is my birthday will be flying over the entire U.S. and parts of Canada soon.
A Salient Sum-Up of The Facts As We Know Them:
1) It is my birthday.
2) I am older than I was yesterday.
3) I have a vicious case of poison ivy that closely resembles acne and an interesting cold/flu.
4) It is my birthday.
Sometime soon, I'll have something interesting and dinosaur-related up--or, you know, something esoteric and head-scratchy or laugh-out-loud funny. We'll see.
Until then: IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. CATCH MY BIRTHDAY FEVAH and do somethin' nice for yourself today (and don't get poison ivy).