I have six things that I am writing right now, and all I want to do is play Scrabble on my computer.
On my computer.
Funny thing: Few clients are interested in paying you for playing Scrabble on your computer. Remarkably. Strikingly. Woefully. Few. While my clients are lovely people, I find this to be a severe character flaw in them.
Nuh-uh. They just don't "get it" when you send them a blank file with a little Scrabble logo in it. You'd think it might be a refreshing change of pace! No. Nope. Clients do not find it a refreshing change of pace.
The worst thing? The Scrabble game on my computer is beating me. And, I am swearing at my computer and accusing it of cheating.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my Monday.