Anyhow: OOH CANADA! I might add more during the day if I get some actual work done. Please feel free to search for your own favorite Canadian properties and I will post them today (yes, I know no one will want to do this and it is crazy as I type this--whatevah).
1) A nice little spot for a bookstore! Minutes from Keji Park (geez--that IS a good thing, right? I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure it must be a really, really good thing)! Comes with garage! 1.2 acres, built 61 years ago, $25,000, yearly tax is $225! Buy the elegant house (French doors! Period tub! No extra charge for adjective "elegant"!) across the road for $89,000! Small lake behind house!
2) Buy the church manse for $92,500! Ample room for gardens and home business! In the heart of the villlage, adjacent to a park, minutes to Keji! (Again, I have never been to Keji but I'm positive this is a good thing!) 
3) Surrounded by nature and the Magic of the Medway, this simple and spacious cottage/cabin thingy comes with 375 feet of direct riverfrontage and a free bird motel. Fireplace! Wood stove! So what about the outhouse! You know you've used one before and lived to tell the tale! Who needs a toilet when you have the Magic of the Medway right outside your verandah? NOT ME. This looks like a happy spot for $49,000.
4) Cottage in New Tusket! Walk down hill to lake! Two downstairs bedrooms and a large loft which over looks the lake! A BATHROOM! Other rooms! A wood stove! All for $39,900 (Magic of Medway not available but would cost at least $10,000 extra if available). Reply to: hous-713886357@craigslist.org. NO. THIS IS NOT ONE OF "THOSE CRAIGSLIST THINGS.")
