Here's to Lily, Best Dog of All Time

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On November 12, 2017, Lily (aka Eternal Official Dino Casserole Sidekick) died. Here's to her: Best, funniest, sweetest dog ever.  I...

I Translate Pamphlet Covers For You

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You and Your Attitude Have Scary Roundy Heads  If You Are Making Out and Question Marks Appear in the Air, Be Very Worried  Now That ...

SkiJs

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Dear PajamaGram People, I admit it. I should not have taken that bold, scoffing, snide tone in my previous post . It was uncalled for. You...

If My Diary Wrote Back to Me

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Dear Diary, I think I might be a magician! Today, I made my contact lens disappear. I was slowwwwly bringing it up to my eye and then p...

A Conversation About the Comma with Lloyd E. Smith

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4. The Comma (excerpted from Punctuation Self Taught, Little Blue Book #683 by Lloyd E. Smith, Edited by E. Haldeman-Julius, 1924) Lloy...

The First Rule of Fight Face Is...

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Recently, my friend told me that I have a "Fight Face." I thought my friend was joking. I was incorrect. Me: "So, I'm g...

I Am Picking On YOU, Pyjama People!!!

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Okay, PajamaGram People. Listen up! 1) Your slogan, "In a world that's bananas, send some pajamas," bugs me. Looky: "Ba...

Dear Express

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Yeah, it's me. You know me. You know that I make copious amounts of sweet coin rain down upon you. You know I will buy your sassy little...

A Telephone Chat with My New Friend

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  New Friend: "My dad retired last year, but he decided he wants to keep working part-time. I go, 'Dad: Just enjoy retirement!...

Dog vs. Accordion...Dog Always Wins

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This is a tough tune to play. I need eight hands and only have two hands. Yet I am judged harshly .