Okay, it's real simple, see?

This here? It's a gourd that looks like a duck. It's a duck gourd.
This is the Awe-Inspiring Wall o' Gourds, Suffused with the Pink Light of My Dying Camera (C'mon, I felt your pulse quicken there...Awe-inspiring, right? Wall O' Gourds...let it roll off your tongue...)
Windowboxes...uh, featuring gourds. I might have a little "gourd issue," come to think of it.
Beauty Berry! See, the great thing about beauty berry is...it's beautiful, it has berries.
This is the best post ever. Stay tuned for more gourds! I swear I have ones that look like Flash Gourdon, Gourdon Lightfoot, and Gourdon Jump.